Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Assuredly, that's the Skinniest Leather Tie I've Ever Seen!

Okay, so once again I have fallen into that rut where I don't end up updating when I want to. There have been a lot of things I've had on my mind that I wanted to bring up here, for anyone who was interested, but alas. That has not happened.

Briefly, I had the wonderful opportunity of going home for almost a full week for Thanksgiving. As my mother kindly reminded me, it was the first time I've seen my parents in 13 weeks. I suppose that is a fairly long time. It was nice being home...I had wanted to work on my senior project, but extended family that I haven't seen in years were in town/staying with us, so not very much of that happened. You can read more detailed accounts of my break in my Journal of Extreme Emotions, though.


I seem to keep on rediscovering the fact that tv on the interweb is one of the greatest creations ever. I was FINALLY able to watch full episodes of Weeds, and I ended up watching the entire first season in a two day period [so really, maybe THAT's why i didn't get anything done on my senior project...]. I mean, i've always been interested in seeing the show, and it DEFINITELY didn't let me down. It was even more funny than I thought it would be [and also...they're only half hour episodes. for some reason i was under the impression it was an hour-long show]. AND they use AMAZING music which is always fantastic. It was...episode 8 i want to say...where ALL of the music was by The Mountain Goats. That excited me severely.

[I somewhat-recently saw them live at The Mad Hatter in Covington, Kentucky (it's an old converted 'gentlemen's club' if you must know...and it shows. it seems somewhat reminiscent of an X-Rated Bowling Alley). The following picture is courtesy of Kathee without her permission from her sketchbook documenting the entire concert in all its glory.



The concert ended with us talking to The Mountain Goats Bass player, Peter Peter Hughes [click for free downloads of some of his solo stuff, straight from the artist himself!], who I think we all kind of fell in Love with quite a bit. he was very attractive, and has amazing taste in vests. The opening band, the Bowerbirds, also had someone crush worthy. Mark, the violinist and sometimes drum player. He was very attractive and smarmy. couldn't ask for anything more. maybe quote of the night? "We're not here for a history lesson!"]

Anyway, Weeds uses some really awesome music. I'm excited to start season 2 when they have the guest artists perform the theme song.

Also during break I saw Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. I don't really pay too much attention to critics, but my brother had said that something he saw didn't give it very good reviews. I'm going to have to disagree severely. Granted, the storyline itself isn't anything too exciting or intense or brilliant. But Dustin Hoffman + Jason Bateman + Natalie Portman + Zach Mills made for a fantastic troupe of actors to watch. The movie was a LOT more funny than I thought it was going to be, and it had some incredibly clever writing. There were also a lot of references to other cultural happenings such as little indie bands and Monty Python and things of that nature, which was really exciting to pick up on, and made for some really funny moments if you DO pick up on them. It's also one of those movies that it pays to really pay attention to what is going on in individual frames of the movie. There is some fantastically humorous events that just happen in passing in the background of a lot of the scenes that really add a lot to the movie. So all in all- I really liked this movie, mostly just because of the fact that it was so incredibly entertaining. There's nothing all that deep or particularly amazing about it- it's just really fun to watch. So that's my two cents. howdy do.

and now, doing a transitional piece, is the rather svelte Jay Brannan of Shortbus acting fame and "Soda Shop" singing fame doing a duet with Terra Naomi in London.



I say transitional because now we move onto a whole lot of gay. okay, maybe just a little gay. From The Visible Vote 08 on LogoOnline.com:
GOP Candidates Put to the Gay Question

When I first heard that Wednesday’s CNN/YouTube Republican debate will include at least one gay question, I was skeptical.

I thought - Well, whatever someone asks, we know the answers already. No gay marriage, no gays in the military, no, no, no, etc., etc., etc.

But then I learned what the question was.

Lynn Michaels, whose son Ryan Skipper was killed because he was gay, will ask the candidates how they will foster a climate of understanding and respect for gay and transgendered people.

It’s a good question And I wish they would answer honestly. Because really, Republican candidates, how DO you foster of culture and respect when you are against any laws that would make GLBTs equal in the eyes of the government - and therefore equal in the eyes of ordinary Americans?

I'm very interested to see what the results of this will be, and I hope that it receives more than just some kind of obligatory lip service. Also from the world o' gay-

College: Pet Insurance Yes, Gay Partner Insurance No
by 365Gay.com Newscenter Staff

(Palm Beach, Florida) After rejecting a proposal earlier this year to provide health benefits to the same-sex domestic partners of its employees Palm Beach Community College has decided to offer workers insurance for their pets.

Anyone who works for the college would be able to enroll in the pet insurance plan, through Veterinary Pet Insurance. It would cost employees between $22 and $28 per month for dogs and $15 to $18 per month for cats.

The plan will come into effect on January 8.

LGBT civil rights group the Palm Beach County Human Rights Council called the decision an outrage coming just months after the college's Board of Trustees deadlocked on domestic partner benefits.

"While many pet owners consider their dogs and cats part of their families, there is a basic disconnect when an employer will insure an employee's pet but not an employee's partner," Deidre Newton, a PBCC alumnus who is now vice president of the human rights council, told the Sun-Sentinel.

Last August a proposal to provide domestic partner benefits died when the trustees deadlocked in a 2-2 vote.

Partner benefits would not cost the college any additional money. It pays only the premiums for employees. Under the current scheme workers pay the added premium for spouses or children. The domestic partner proposal would have mirrored that - making gay and lesbian employees responsible for paying the added premium costs.

When the board deadlocked the trustees asked staff to collect more information on the potential impact of the benefits and another vote is expected in 2008 to add the benefits the following year.

Still the human rights council says taking up pet insurance now was highly insensitive.

"The only distinction I can see is one covers human beings in committed relationships, and the other covers animals in committed relationships," said council president Rand Hoch.

A majority of the nation’s largest corporations, and a growing number of universities and colleges provide health insurance for domestic partners of employees.

This makes me really kind of sad. I mean, I love pets and all, but I think that people are pretty important too. This brings to mind that whole argument some people seem to have that allowing gay marriage is going to lead to legalized beastiality and animal-people weddings. Something that I will never understand. And I'm not even going to get into that. Surprisingly enough, Miami University has a decent partner-benefits policy from what I understand, which I really appreciate. The school was even sued by that one loser of a representative that we have saying that the policies went against the constitution. That also seemed incredibly ridiculous, and thankfully the Ohio Supreme Court thought so too. Some of those details might be a little off.

QOTD: Another quote from Tom, my boss [and it's from a long time ago]:
"You guys are going to wish you had hardhats...Tom is fucking crazy today!"
Third person AND swears. ahluvit.


And now, those mp3s!

kthanksbye
brandon.m.c.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Sweet Nut Sampler!

ooooooooooh my gosh. here it is folks. the return of me and my blogging. let us just see how this goes [even though *really* I should be working on furthering the lit review of my sr. proj]

First up. Gay Worms! Gworms? Gwar might not like that very much, though.

CHICAGO (Reuters) - Altering a gene in the brain of female worms changed their sexual orientation, U.S. researchers said on Thursday, making female worms attracted to other females.

The study reinforces the notion that sexual orientation is hard-wired in the brain, said Erik Jorgensen, scientific director of the Brain Institute at the University of Utah.

"They look like girls, but act and think like boys," Utah researcher Jamie White, who worked on the study published in the journal Current Biology, said in a statement.

Researchers in Jorgensen's lab switched on a gene in female worms that makes the body develop male structures, but they only activated the gene in the brain.

As a result, the female worms still had female bodies, but they behaved like males.

"It suggests sexual behavior is encoded in our genes" and not caused by extra nerve cells specific to males or females, Jorgensen said in a telephone interview.

Animals such as nematodes, fruit flies and mice share many of the same genes as humans and are often used as models to understand human genetics.

But Jorgensen said the study is not likely to resolve the burning question about the genesis of sexual orientation in humans. "A human's brain is much more complex than a worm's brain," he said.

Many scientists think a host of factors such as genetics, hormones and environment may play a role in determining sexual orientation in humans, but this has not been proven.

Jorgensen said the study is interesting because it suggests rather than being caused by extra, sex-specific nerve cells, attraction behaviors are part of the same brain circuit.

The finding was part of a study looking at areas in the worms' brains involved in sexual attraction.

LIVE IN DIRT, EAT GERMS

Nematodes, or C. elegans, are tiny worms about one millimeter long that live in the dirt, chomping bacteria. They have no eyes and rely on smell for navigation and propagation.

There are few males, only one in 500, so most of these female nematodes are hermaphrodites, meaning they have both male and female sexual organs. This gives the female worms the ability to fertilize their own eggs and produce offspring in the absence of a male.

"For the most part they are females," Jorgensen said. "It's really hard to tell that they are hermaphrodites, but they do make these few sperm."

When they do mate with males, female worms produce 1,200 progeny, compared with just 200 when they produce their own sperm.

The researchers were trying to understand the underpinnings of sexual attraction in the male nematodes.

They reasoned it could arise from four extra smell-related nerve cells found only in male worm brains, from four core nerves found in both males and females or from a mix of both.

When they systematically neutralized the male-only neurons, mature male worms still responded to the females.

The findings imply nerve cells common to both male and female worms are central to sexual attraction and sexual orientation.

"They have genes for both male behavior and female behavior in them," Jorgensen said. "It suggests the brain determines behavior."

The study expands on prior studies suggesting a genetic component to sexual orientation.

"This is one more observation. We've seen this in flies and in mice," he said. "The difference is we know what cells are involved."

The study was funded by the National Science Foundation.

Well, duh. I think most members of the GLBTQ community would be able to tell you that there was a genetic component to it. Why would anyone choose something that causes much stress and discrimination? It was a silly argument to begin with. [O! This reminds me. Even though I have no invested interest in this particular movie, and haven't even seen it yet, I'm quite excited about it and feel the need to hawk it- For the Bible Tells Me So- check it! Site|Trailer] I won't lie though, and say that I feel this has potentially disastrous consequences as well if, as I believe they probably hope to do, scientists begin working on some sort of genetic therapy treatment in which they tamper with peoples sexuality. So maybe people actually will have the option to decide to become a big ol' homo! Or, more likely...for gays to have the option of going straight. I don't know. It just seems like a very messy thing to be tampering with. Sometimes I think science just needs to let things go. I suppose it wouldn't even be an issue though if people could just learn to accept people for who they are and move on with their own lives.

And now for a word on the wise use of military forces:

BERLIN (Reuters) - Twenty German soldiers were deployed on Friday to help recapture around 17,000 minks on the run.

The animals had been let out from a mink farm into the eastern German countryside by unknown perpetrators, according to police in Stendal, 55 miles west of Berlin.

Local officials and mink farm employees also spent the day trying to trap the animals at large.

"So many minks escaped, I have no idea how many they'll catch," police spokesman Joachim Albrecht said.

Authorities suspect the minks -- small mammals whose fur is used for making expensive coats and accessories -- had been let out by animal rights activists, he said.


Okay. So Miami University has recently [well, as of this school year] started getting the Dayton Daily News in addition to the plethora of Cincinnati and National newspapers. And for this, I am so glad, because it gave me the opportunity to see this wonderful act of juxtaposition in action:



Okay. So let me summarize this for you. One the left we have britney spears in another one of her fantastically dramatic legal debacles. On the right we have her mother announcing her autobiography featuring child-rearing advice and how to turn children into stars. Being published by a publisher of Christian books, nonetheless. I don't even think commentary is really necessary. This is a crazy world we live in, folks.

Today's QUOTE OF THE DAY also doubles as words of wisdom. It's a good good day. Although it's also cheating. since it was said on saturday, and not today.
STEVE: Things probably aren't normal if you're finding them in meteorites.

And with that...

I will leave you some music. one new, one old.

My Favourite Book - Stars [I really love what i've heard of their new album so far. and this song is so hopeful. something that i wouldn't be opposed to having more of. And their tours are now Carbon neutral - yAy environmentalism!]
Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels) - Arcade Fire [inspired by the fact that i'm watching Chuck and he/[his character?] has great taste in music]

on the note of music...have any of you heard of the band The Cave Singers? I'm thinking I should recommend them to my dad. He likes hearing about new music when it's something that he'll actually listen to, but he definitely has his heart set on people like Van Morrison and old school classic folk rocker type people. And i feel like The Cave Singers have a James Taylor-esque quality about them- or am i way off base? I think maybe he would like them.

peace&puppyciao
br@nd0n


Currently Watching: Chuck

Sunday, October 28, 2007

The Return of the Fig Newton

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Well Folks. What is there to be said at a time like this? It has been over a year since the last time I posted, and let us all admit, the last couple of posts have been less than stellar.

The theory of this blog was originally for me to have a forum for more worldly exploits and writing and share my own maybe slightly sarcastic nature with YOU, my general reading audience. I got lazy though and decided to become really good at procrastinating, letting school become rather overwhelming at times. This is still the case. Maybe even moreso now because I am currently in the midsts of writing a research dissertation [it has a working title of: Disempowerment through Ecotourism: Increasing Civic Discourse with Indigineous People and the Ramifications for Ecotourism Management. It's main purpose is going to be ways in which to increase community engagement between indiginous cultures and ecotourism companies in the hopes of more win-win situations for everyone. It will also be including a brief history of ecotourism and the environmental impacts associated with all of this. Is that too far off the main point? maybe. I don't even know any more. I love my thesis so much I wish I wasn't the one writing it, because really, will I be able to do it justice? Only time can tell]

Back to the point though. I am looking to return. I wish to once more make my comments on ridiculous news stories, share my thoughts and feelings on worldly issues, and possibly even share with the good folks out there some of my latest music/movie/book finds which will, I'm sure, have a rather 'indie' slant. We'll see where all of this goes. But it seemed silly during that brief time period in which I was just copying my day-to-day rant entries from LiveJournal to here.

So look forward to the change back, and hopefully this might actually go somewhere again.

And because he seems to be so relevant in life as of late, I present to you some Jens Lekman:
Friday Night at the Drive-In Bingo
The Opposite of Hallelujah

puppyciao&loverlyautumnweather
br@nd0n

Listening to: Nick Drake [Album: Five Leaves Left]

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

haha...you have to have sex with chickens

it's been a really long time since i've updated, and once again this is going to be a fairly atypical update. i don't really have anything too excited to report.
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or do i?
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i'm just going to copy and paste from my other journals the random stuff that 'hasn't' been happening.
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as it becomes disgustingly obvious, I never use livejournal. being home and having time + easily accessible internet, i decided to take a gander. i'm so confused. there are so many buttons and links, i don't even know what is going on anymore. craziness.

and i think i can tell everyone that i feel really happy. and that is amazing.

and i feel like i'm pretty much running the office. a summer job shouldn't be so effing stressful. this is seriously beyond the redonkle now. why am i so invested in it?

but i am happy. and there is lots of hope.

and i have sorely missed my cats.

i'm taking my mom + dad out to see "Cars" for their bday/fathers day (respectively). damn i love my parents so much sometimes. had a real breakfast this morning with my mother. and it was delicious. and we didn't even fight.

i'm also sporting a faux hawk. and probably the coolest sunglasses i have ever owned.


OHIO: While walking, you think to yourself "Damn, this is the most rancid smell I ever have smelled." Then you take another couple of steps and just as you think it can't get any worse, it begins to smell twice as bad.

oh well, at least i get to live on a beach. that's pretty effing sweet if i say so myself.

i think what i feel most like is an 8 year old trapped in the body of a rather ancient woman who has taken on the appearance of a rather strapping young fellow.

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the new regina spektor is pretty much everything you would expect it to be. and maybe more. she is just such an incredibly beautiful person both inside and out. I do hope she comes back from her european tour and decides to do some shows here that i might be able to see. she just seems to embue love and everything to do with love. and she's on conan o'brien tonight. i think you all need to see it. i can't wait to see her.

got out of work like an hour early yesterday. it was pretty sweet too...i was rebellious. i pretty much just walked and left, saying my good bye and not looking back. i just couldn't sit in that office anymore. i really hate the night shift i guess. and i have to do it again tonight. ew. but i have conan to look forward to.

i am very content with life right now. and it is such a great feeling.

there are some people that i do however miss a little too much. western love has been lacking, and all the joys that come with it. at the same time I've been meeting some damn awesome people thatare so reminiscent of what i have left behind, that it makes the transitions so much easier. i also miss my cats. damn they're cute. i have this weird urge of missing the renaissance festival too.

i had two bowls of cinnamon life this morning. i'm such a pig.

and i made a complete arse out of myself this morning as well, but I'm over it now.

ps. i'm going to be seeing Monty Python's Spamalot. Seriously. Can I even begin to describe to you how effing excited I am? I'm pretty sure I can't.

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i suppose there's been stuff going on. you just don't know all of it. sorry this hasn't been more fulfilling. internet access doesn't exactly come easily to these parts. and it's inconvenient. and rather boring. and not comfortable.
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i'm so excited to be reading again. i've read about 5 books already this summer and it has been fantastic. i love it. and i'm in love with it.
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good things are happening.
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my bday is coming up and i don't know what to ask for. my parents offered an expense paid vacation to someplace like chicago with a friend or two. and as amazing and perfect as that would be, i feel i should be working on getting more practical stuff. i'm in debt and have a lot of expenses coming my way. but damn i need a vacation.
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can i just begin to even describe how taken advantage of i am at work? seriously. i do SO DAMN much in that office, and i hardly get compensated. their idea of compensation is a free giant cookie. that's cool i guess, but it's hardly compensation. i mean, seriously. i've been training most of the new people coming in her and i do all the duties that a blue tag (level higher supervisorial type position) does without getting the pay and benefits. it's a little upsetting, but maybe it will be changing. i AM glad however for the fact that my supervisor's love me and are willing to trust so much with me. that IS rewarding. but not enough.
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it's so nice outside. it's silly for me to be sitting her typing to you.

Friday, April 21, 2006

Drag....Again...


As previously stated, this is Spring Fling week on the love that is Western Campus at Miami University in Oxford, Ohio. Today, Thursday, marked "Identity Crisis Day" in which you switch "identities" with another person...friend, acquaintance, professor, staff member...whatever. Hilary had the swell idea of us switching identities because apparently we don't get enough of each other. I think it's just because she really wanted to wear my duck tie. But then again...who doesn't? Of course I had to agree. It's bad taste to go against your facebook wife. (ok. so i lie. i was really happy about the idea. and deer Lord how i love her pants. the shirt, as cool as it is...was rather tight however haha) I'm not going to lie...I got more than a handful of stares on my journeys in and around campus. Today was quite the day of errands too...good timing. Went to econ with Katie, afterwards we went ALL throughout uptown on various errands (even so far as going to Ace Hardware), coming back to the package center and back on down to Peabody. Funny thing is...I don't think I ever felt so confident. It was a strange feeling knowing that I was pretty dern ridiculous and not really caring at all what other people were thinking. And I was really happy, and much more outgoing. Maybe some of Hilary actually was rubbing off on me. Afterwards, there was a bonfire in Pfeffer Park for us Westerner's and our Spring Flinging. And damn Hilary makes a good me. Especially with the beanie...she looked like quite the boy haha. Basically, this all comes down the fact that I was, technically, in drag. oh goodie. and it's not even the first time. some of you might remember Rocky Horror from last semester. And then there was always the time when it all began way back in ninth grade english with ms. garden when I was Juliet and Jessica was Romeo. those were really good days. but apparantly corruptionary.

tomorrow is the twin party and the band festival happening at presser. for FREE. it should be good stuff. and a good excuse to see some of hilary's friends from home again. i do love them so.

saturday I'm ushering (read as getting to see for free) the A.R. Rahman concert in Dayton. It should be pretty cool. I'm sad about (most likely) missing the Western formal...but it will happen again, and there was the charter day ball earlier this year that was a lot of fun, not to mention my closest group of friends doesn't seem too enthusiastic about it, so I think I have my priorities straight here. It should be cool I'm thinking.

The Dresden Dolls were on Jimmy Kimmel last night. Not gonna lie...I might have been a tad bit disappointed. Only a tad though.

Things with Western are still oot and aboot. and scary. really scary. i don't like this at all. how can a place so chock-full of true, deep, Love be such an easy target?

i dont really understand.

saddened by the returning of mona's pants,
brandon

PS There's nothing lucky about a bunny with no feet.

Currently Listening to: An assortment of Nellie McKay as well as The Dresden Dolls (naturally)

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Love is in the Art

A couple of updates:

  • It's my brothers birthday! Happy Birthday Jason!
  • Sunday, Easter, I had a revelation while in church. A message from God perhaps? Maybe. Shiree, funny enough, got the same message. We had a really nice talk about it, and it's very very fitting that we both get the same thing. it deals with the romantic realm.
  • Sunday, Easter, I was lucky enough to spend it with Hilary's family and friends. As always, Mrs. Stevens made oodles and oodles of very yummy food. I missed being with my own family, but it was a good alternative.
  • More stuff with the Western stuff is happening. There are some articles in the Miami Student coming out. Front Page Story HERE and Editorial HERE
  • Western College's Spring Fling Started yesterday. Oh! The Excitement! Yesterday was the kickoff with the pancake dinner and start of the Kill Game where people are assigned other people that you hunt down with water guns. it's fun. Today is Get Wet Day on the McKee Beach (complete with water balloons, slip 'n' slides, etc). Wednesday = Movie outside in Ernst Nature Theater day. Thursday is identity crisis day- switch personalities/clothes with someone else. Friday is the twin party. saturday is Western Games! Three-legged race, shore to slimey shore canoe race in the swan pond, and the Box Game (only the best game ever, or so they say). Western's pretty sweet. and it's love.
  • THIS FRIDAY! 5 Bands playing for FREE at Presser Hall at Miami! FANTATIC bands. It starts at 7pm. Be there!

    • Delhi Drive
    • Yale
    • Orange Lazarus
In other music news, the long anticipated Dresden Dolls album “Yes, Virginia…” was officially released today. I got it from my mailbox yesterday. It is a vast understatement to say that it is a thing of beauty. There are thirty original art pieces in the booklet and then there is of course the album itself. If you were just planning on downloading the album, I highly shun you, and you are missing out on an amazing experience from actually owning this amazing piece of art (although you can legally listen to the entire album on MySpace. PS I highly recommend the music video for "Sing" - check it out on MySpace...just scroll down the page a lot. It quite literally brings tears to my eyes). Below is the article from which the album name was derived. I really like it.
Dear Editor- I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus. Papa says, If you see it in The Sun, it's so. Please tell me the truth, is there a Santa Claus? - Virginia O'Hanlon

Virginia, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus! It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The external light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in Santa Claus! You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas Eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if you did not see Santa Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

You tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived could tear apart. Only faith, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Virginia, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.

No Santa Claus? Thank God! He lives and lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.

(Printed as is, from the New York Sun, 1897)

Have a great Spring Fling, and enjoy the weather. All my creative juices are being sweated out of my body.

Currently Listening to: The Dresden Dolls - "Yes, Virginia..."

PS The Dresden Dolls will be appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Wednesday, April 19th on your local ABC. Check it out! Also on Wednesday, Alias will be starting up again for its last season. I miss the good ol' days. That used to be such a fantastic show.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Covered Tools (IMPORTANT!)

[UPDATED: April 19, 2006]

Stuff with the Western College has [literally] blown up within the last 24 hours, and things are a little crazy. I'm not even quite sure how to formulate all of these thoughts. Since the Public Open Forum with the President and Provost last week, things have been all quiet on the Western front. And then...then I don't know what happened. Things have gone buck nutty. I woke up this morning to check my email to find [literally] dozens of outraged emails from fellow westerners. And I must say...looking through all this stuff...I'm rather ashamed of being associated with Miami University, as I feel others should be as well. Why are not more students and community members concerned with what has been going on???? Are the people of this community even more numb to life than I ever thought before? (and i didn't think that was possible) GET UPSET PEOPLE!!!!!

I guess I'm actually delaying relating everything that has happened within the last 24 hours because I'm still trying to make sense of it all myself. There's a lot to take in. On the positive note...we're getting PRESS COVERAGE!! And the one's that are not completely unbiased, are on the side of the students, and I personally find that very encouraging. Current links to relevant articles in:
  • The Oxford Press: More Time | More Time [Again] | Opinion Pt 1 | Opinion Pt 2
  • The Columbus Dispatch
  • The Cincinnati Enquirer
  • ALL Major Ohio Papers soon to follow! And the NYTimes has been contacted as well. There is a small chance there might even be something in the US News and World Report coming up soon
  • But then, of course, there is everything in the Miami Student and The Amusement which isn't even worth linking to and is downright disgusting with articles that [for the most part] lack any kind of actual reporting and play only upon stereotypes and personal opinions [such as 'Miami Should Sell Western to Wal-Mart']
I HIGHLY recommend that you spend the time to read these articles. The rest of the information would probably just be better to direct you to our Wiki Page (wiki.wcp.muohio.edu - Spread the Word! It's updated constantly!) Of special interest is some of the new stuff that has come from THIS

Basically...a short summary of things that have happened. We (along with University Senate) are completely incensed at how everyone in this process has been completely ignored and not even ALLOWED to have a part of any of this. Students have had NO PART until we [almost literally] bust down their doors demanding some kind of representation and to have our voice be heard. Which since then have been "giving in to our demands" but only as a lip service...they make it pretty obvious they're not really listening a whole heck of a lot. The big thing that we (along with University Senate) have asked for is more time. Senate approved the bill that was proposed, the President on the other hand seems to be of the mind to ignore what his colleagues have suggested. Only time will tell though...apparantly his decision will be made today or tomorrow. The tension. You can cut it with a knife. Maybe even a spoon. A grapefruit spoon? I can only hope that if President Garland completely deisregards what his colleagues have approved that there will be great consequences (especially considering the whole Harvard fiasco).


More recently is stuff concerning Dr. Carolyn Haynes...a [supposedly] "new" figure to the scene. I'm not really sure where to get started with all of this, but I am going to try my hardest to remain composed and civil. Here's the scoop...recently, Dr. Haynes (the head of the Honors College here at Miami) held a meeting with the honors students to talk about what has been happening with all of this stuff (since it effects them as much as us, and they REALLY don't seem to have any clue as to what has been going on). Since Western kids are obviously smart, there were quite a few Western kids at the honors meeting and Dr. Haynes told what we have since found out has been a complete lie to everyone at the meeting. She had said at one point that she knew very little about what was going on because she had only "one brief 45 minute meeting" with the President and Provost. Within the last 24 hours, it has been found out she was told to lie to everyone. She has actually been in cahoots with the President and Provost on this whole thing for the LAST 2 YEARS and has been integral in the many documents that have come from the Provost's office [Herbst wrote on March 17: "Carolyn, Thanks for your message. In my report, you may recognize some of your text (unattributed). I hope that is all right. Best, JH".

In response on March 20, Haynes wrote: "Of course Jeff! We are a team."] In fact, she is the one who wrote the Provost's report. Everything in the Provost's report came directly from a presentation that Hayne's has given. An interesting quote from Provost Jeffrey Herbst:

"Dr. Garland and I had already agreed that the new Honors College would be headed by a dean. I forgot to put this in the draft report. I apologize to you if this is a rather roundabout way of saying that I would like to change your status. I am not sure when this changeover would occur (probably not next year) and it might require some kind of search (sorry to be vague)."

There is so much deceit, deception, lies, cheating, roundabout MUCK that just makes me sick. I understand that they have their opinions that all of this has probably been in the best interest of the Honor's students, so maybe cannot be contrived as a conspiracy or whatever, but come on people! This is completely disgusting and I cannot believe that money that has been hard earned is going to support such people. I hope they are completely ashamed of themselves in all of this deceit and that just action will be taken.

I just don't understand how the people who shape MY education can pull such moves and fail to realize the drastic consequences and unfairness of all of their actions. I am completely disgusted.

In other news, this past weekend came and went. I went to Columbus for CD101 day and that was pretty darn amazing. Rock Kills Kid (Very good and this weeks free song from iTunes), Bril (not very good at all), Nine Black Alps (a good band from England) [Videos: 1 | 2 ], The Sun (from Columbus, rather fun and enjoyable), The Dresden Dolls (obviously the whole reason why I went) [Videos: 1 | 2 | 3 ], and Ok Go [Videos: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4a/4b ] (the supposed headliner, but I would say over half the place cleared out after the Dresden Dolls. but they were good in any case, and I enjoyed seeing them. They even did a scene from Les Miserables. That was pretty fantastic). I have a lot of pics and video coverage from the concert available. The pics haven't made it to flickr yet [UPDATE: Yes! They Have!], and only one video is up so far (the sound isn't the greatest, and I tried to show a ridiculous "mosh pit" thing going on, and unsuccesfully, but you get the general picture)...but the rest should be up [somewhat] soon. [UPDATE: And Now it is!! All videos are up, including Ok Go performing "The Confrontation" from Les Miserables. Check out my video's HERE. Thanks]

This weekend is Easter. Woot? I wish I could somehow go home, I would like to see my family and be there with them. I miss my family and my grandparents (and their cooking!). Who knows what will happen this weekend.

The weather has been ridiculously nice all of a sudden...it kind of came out of nowhere if you ask me. But I won't complain. It has just made me realize that I should probably have a pair of sandals. I hate wearing shoes. Especially when it's warm out.

I'm ushering some shows coming up, so that should be cool (read as get in for free!). This weekend for The Good Person of Setzuan which I've helped build the set for and everything, and that it should be cool to see the fruition of all that work. Next weekend I will be going to Dayton to usher an A.R. Rahman show called Wake Up! He has personally asked for Western Students to usher his show because he was so impressed by us when he came last semester (so that's pretty cool). He's the most famous composer in Bollywood (who knows how many times larger than hollywood), the composer of the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical Bombay Dreams, the new Lord of the Rings musical, many MANY movies (including Spike Lee's Inside Man and Andrew Niccol's God of War) and he has been signed on for the 2008 Olympics. That should be pretty cool I would imagine.

I miss reading for fun. And feeling unstressed. So many things going on. And I'm starting to feel kind of empty inside. That's no good at all.

Before I start another rant...

Peace, Pillows, and Fairness to All,
brandon michael

Currently Watching: The Ellen DeGeneres Show

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Elephants and Midgets [IMPORTANT!!]

[UPDATED: March 28, 2006]

Pre-P.S. Due to the length and importance of this blog, I probably won't be writing any new entries for some time. But as new information becomes available, I will most likely be adding to this entry, so please be on the lookout for such happenings. And on to the regularly scheduled programming...

Friday night, it was Lindsey Manilla’s 20th birthday. There was a party. Not any party. The kind of party you get to call a Rootbeer Kegger dance party down in the ol’ ‘Nati. It was a fantastic time. Especially when we brought out the games. Apples to Apples is a new co-favorite game. Lindsey, may I just reiterate how glad I am that you decided to push your way forth from that bleeding placenta. I spent the night in a nook. There was only a small semblance of a cranny. It was probably the most amazing sleeping arrangement ever and I should have taken pictures. It was a loverly nook that makes me want to live with Lindsey forever.

Thursday I was at the hub from before 8 in the morning until 5:30 at night minus the time from 1230-145 when I went to my econ class. I didn’t eat. I didn’t pee. I vocalized my life away trying to save Western. We got 1300 signatures on our petition. Not too shabby I suppose. But this is only the beginning. And the frank ol’ meanness of fellow students is unsettling. I’m getting more into all of this later though…it’s essentially what this entire post is about, I’m just trying to recall some of the other events that have been happening lately.

Thursday night, after the exhausting time at the hub, a group of us got all dressed up fancy-like and had dinner in the 1809 room. Good times. Me and Shiree split from the group to go to the Remnants/Misfitz concert. It was excellent. I was thinking about western stuff the whole time though and that made it a little harder to enjoy. Benny was wearing a tie that I own. Good times. Shiree is a loverly date.

I feel there were other things that have been going on, but they all seem so inconsequential and unimportant with all these other happenings going on, so lets get to it.

So, this whole Western thing has really been a source of much upsettedness, frustrations, and just general depression and anger. There are so many fallacies and just general rumors that seem to be circulating both from a student perspective and an administrative one. Maybe it’s somewhat expectant to hear students spread such things, but the administration? I find that absolutely disgusting and unprofessional. There is no reason why students paying $120k+ should be subject to such treatment. And our fellow students…what is wrong with you? We are humans just like the rest of you. We passed the same admittance tests and procedures as you. We are members of this (fine?) institution like the rest of you. Why so much hate? Why is there this ridiculous amount of passion against this random group of students who happen to have a different major than you? That has got to be one of the most ridiculous set of criteria to dislike someone as I have ever heard. And because we are a small fraction of the population, we can be bullied and singled out. And the fact that the administration is really actually fueling all of this distrust and pack of lies…completely disgusting. The truth needs to get out there. I know this silly little blog isn’t going to reach very many people (and certainly nobody with any kind of power or probably any other random Miami kid whose undecided on the issue and who would most benefit from such a thing), but if anything, maybe it will make me feel slightly better and have a little more hope.

The Claim (Administrative Based): The Western College program is ungodly expensive (2-3 times as much!) and it’s not fair that it costs the university so much money when so many other poor little programs throughout the university are so poor and are no burden whatsoever upon the university.

The Facts: The cost per student (or FTE) goes something like this:
The Average cost of a Miami Student to the University: $3430/Semester
The cost of a western Student: $5210/Semester
The cost of a Botany student: $5270/Semester
The cost of an engineering student: $27,930/Semester

As much as the provost would like to tell everyone that we cost twice (and sometimes three) times as much as anybody else on campus, that statement is obviously false. We are only about 50% more, and there are many other programs that cost more than us, some cost SIGNIFICANTLY more than us. Another irony in the whole thing, the engineering college is fairly small as well, so it seems silly that we would be the target of all of this. Not to mention that western is incredibly unique to Ohio, while there are so many better qualified engineering schools in Ohio and the Midwest in general than the Miami program.

There is also more to these figures. They do not include outside administrative costs. The western college program has almost no costs because of this…we have one dean, two assistant deans, and in terms of building maintenance, all our classes are combined in two buildings, one of which houses mostly other departments classes (such as English, science, and education). The college of arts and sciences on the other hand racks up HUGE costs in all of the administrative costs that go into running such an extensive school.

NEW Updated Information (3/26/2006):
  • From the 2005-2006 General Fund Budget (Oxford Campus ONLY):
TOTAL Oxford Campus General Fund Budget: $394,293,742

School of Interdisciplinary Studies portion of that general budget: $2,095,991 (this $2 million goes toward instruction and administration and that is all)

$2,095,991 of $394,293,742 equals .53% of the general fund budget for the Oxford Campus. Western College students comprise 1.3% of the student body.

To say that Western costs 2-3 times as much is completely absurd and not something the administration should be able to get away with saying.

The Claim (Administrative Based): The Western College Program is insular and doesn’t integrate with the rest of the campus, and really doesn’t add anything to the Miami Community whatsoever.

The Facts:
  • In a recent survey of just 35 random Western students, over 100 Miami organizations were represented. There is no doubt that we are active throughout campus.

  • The Living-Learning community which is so widely used across Miami’s campus was founded in the Western program, and shows great success in its hoped goals.

  • Western also adds prestige…but that’s another claim that needs to be recognized separately.

  • Western students are represented in all other departments. Just like everyone else, we take our BMZ classes and our psych classes and our business classes etc etc.

  • A 1995 award of $1.7 million by the National Science Foundation, in cooperation with the National Science Teachers Association, has supported creation of Dragonfly, an online and print journal of science discovery that publishes writings by both practicing scientists and elementary school children. This project links faculty committed to writing, computer-assisted learning, and discovery science in a publishing venture that grew out of undergraduate team-teaching in the Western College Program. The organization facilitates interdisciplinary teaching online to about 600 teachers online and takes about a hundred teachers and Miami students abroad to countries like Namibia and Thailand for experiential instruction each year.

  • The idea of the Senior Capstone was created in the Western Program which adds to the prestige of the students coming out of Miami.

The Claim (Mostly Student based): Western has no academic credibility. They just sit over there coloring- they like to “free-load” off the rest of the students at Miami.

The Facts: Where to even begin?
  • President Garland himself can be quoted as saying that Western College consistently has the highest marks as a department in terms of high school GPA, ACT/SAT scores, and in their essays.

  • 80% of Western Students continue on to graduate school, the highest proportion of any department in the University. This structure and the prevailing seminar format of classes, a core ideal at Western, is similar in grad school so Western graduates can be particularly avid in such environments right from the start.

  • As stated before…the senior capstone was created at Western, but no program has nearly the extensive requirements that Western expects of all its students. The senior western project includes a minimum of an 80 page report (usually closer to 100 pages), extensive research, a literary review, and close advising over multiple years in preparation. Making it through this process is anything but a walk in the park. The administration has also commended the efforts of all graduating western majors in the completion of this rigorous process that they say goes above and beyond what anyone could expect of them.

  • College Review publications like Barron's have cited ("Miami's strongest programs, those of the very liberal-arts-oriented School of Interdisciplinary Studies and the real-world Richard T Farmer School of Business Administration, represent both extremes of academia" --“Barron's Best Buys in College Education” Eighth Edition by Lucia Solorzano. P.447) it along with the Farmer School as one of Miami's strongest programs. Another book, by Frank Ha, called "America's Top 229 Universities" (available in multiple languages such as Chinese) gives credit to the Western Program as a source of great academic achievement at Miami.

  • A comparative study of Western students in their first year clearly shows Western achievement.

  • Western Student Awards received per Year: Awards List (starting 1999)

  • Despite only making up 1.3% of the total Miami Student body, graduating Western College Program seniors make up 25% of the awards administered by the university. Western students also make up 10% of the honors college. It seems key from these disproportionate numbers that Western needs to stay intact in order to attract such high level students to the university that otherwise wouldn’t be here.
  • Procter and Gamble has been quoted as saying that the percentage of the people whom they higher who actually have business degrees is very very low. Most of the people they are looking for and hiring now are people with strong Liberal Arts/Interdisciplinary backgrounds. This is a continuing trend that has exploded in the business world and strengthens the argument that such programs need to stick around.

The Claim (Sadly, only mostly student claims. This includes campus tour guides): Over there is just where all the pot-smoking tree-hugger hippies live.

The Facts: Cool, lets resort to downright name-calling. I find it doubtful that the percentage of pot smokers is any different at Western than anywhere else. Yes, maybe some of us are ‘tree-huggers.’ Lets also consider that Western College houses the majors of Environmental Studies and Environmental Science. Just because someone has different political ideals doesn’t make them wrong or stupid or anything else. It seems silly that on a college campus of all places, where progressive thought is supposed to be encouraged and nurtured, you can be segregated from the rest of a campus because your programs percentage of students who identify themselves as liberal is slightly higher than the campus average. There are certainly more than just a couple conservatives over here…so what’s the big deal? You’re in college paying thousands of dollars…add learning to have an open mind to your list of educational experiences. It will prove to be invaluable.

The Claim (Administrative): This has been a transparent process. We have asked for student involvement.

The Facts: Any one with any sense of anything could be able to see instantly that students have been no part of this whatsoever. They are able to make this claim of student representation because a year ago an External Review Committee sat down with three randomly selected students for a period of two hours to talk about the strengths and weaknesses of the program. It seems highly inappropriate for an administration to completely dissolve a program that would effect hundreds of students currently, previously, and thousands in the future on the opinion of what three people were able to say in a period of two hours. This process didn’t became transparent to the students of Western until March 6th of this year, when the deadline for decision was the end of April. A month and a half the students would have. And THIS is the main concern. Why won’t the administration allow for student input? Is there NO concern for the education of the students who are putting a ridiculous sum of money into the institution? Isn’t it fair to just step back from the corporate world for just a couple minutes to realize that education is on the line here? I realize the need to be business-savvy in running a university, but is there no weight at all put upon the importance of the education factor? If rather than being sneaky and having apparently life-changing decision making processes behind closed doors with a select few hired committees, why couldn’t the administration just said hey, we’re making some changes, this is what we want our end result to be…what can we do to get to this end goal? If this were the case Western would have been more than happy to be collaborative with the administration in making these changes and making sure it was satisfactory for everyone.

And now, the outside resources:
1) In 2004, Western was under review and asked to submit a strategic plan for change as part of a process that every department goes through with no implication that it was for the cause of possible complete revamping and dissolution of the program. Western embraced this and got really excited about having the chance to make reforms to our program. As a community we sat down and held discussions about changes we would like to see and how to develop them and we came up with a significant 70 pg report by Western faculty which, except one point, was largely ignored by both subsequent University Publications. It was released in January but was recently erroneously quoted in the Miami Student as being non-existent ("Western also doesn't have a strategic plan"--the quote was outdated).
  1. Contains changes to raise FTE (faculty output) numbers to mitigate the cost per student now that it is evident this is needed (pg 26).

  2. Is consistent with established academic Interdisciplinary methodologies because it was developed with professors in this field.

  3. It makes significant changes to the structure of Western cutting across the program--All parties acknowledge that the program is ripe for interesting changes.
The report: 2006 and Future Strategic Plan (pdf)
2) WCP External Review (pdf) - These faculty from other colleges published from their experiences after a three day visit in January 2005.
  1. "Our most important conclusion is that the Western College Program has much to offer its students, the university and higher education as a whole and that it should be valued, preserved, nurtured and developed. It has successfully addressed a number of critical challenges facing US education over the past thirty years, creating a coherent set of programs that is quite rare." (pg 1)
3) Provost Site

  • Winkler Report This report was released from a private committee the Wednesday before Spring Break (March 6) to Western College members but kept off limits to requesting faculty generally throughout the university for several more weeks. Though reasonable & due communication process was claimed on this committee, the Dean of Western Bill Gracie was not given any updates or correspondence on the contents of the report until the final release. It was originally stipulated that he would be the sole outlet for the closed committee.

  • One crucial criticism that was made here was that the other Interdisciplinary Departments at Miami (Interactive Media Studies, Women Studies, International Studies, etc) were invited in front of the Winkler committee and did not want to slide their program into the existing School of Interdisciplinary studies.

  • There were suspicious happenings here though: four of the nine interdisciplinary programs were initially invited and then disinvited from the proceedings, leaving only five departments from Arts and Science to unanimously disagree.

  • Herbst Report Provost Jeff Herbst's report on Western taking into account the Winkler report, personal appreciations, and (allegedly) the 2006 Strategic Plan. It becomes plainly obvious that he really didn't go over the strategic plan we worked on for him though. He covers his ground by slightly mentioning it, but by name only. None of the proposals we actually worked on were commented on or mentioned, so it seems rather likely that all of our work was thrown out the window. We're disrespecting the other students in all of this? That is absurd. We are the ones being disrespected.

  • This release was timed such that six students had to skip their spring break, remaining in Oxford, in order to meet with Herbst and have any say in the report.

  • As Western Students, We take deep offense at the condemning language in several parts of this report. It is unfoundedly severe. Specifically Section III implies fundamental flaws in Western College without providing any concrete backing. It also ignores the high quality students which demonstrably rise from Western.

  • A Resolution to Maintain the Core Values of the WCP (pdf) - ASG Resolution passed March 21 supporting and reaffirming Western student's voice and recommending 25% student involvement in any planning committee which has so far largely been left out.

I have taken up a lot of your time, but I hope that you have all taken the time to go through all of this and made an honest effort to make any kind of sense out of everything. It is clear that a democratic process has not been followed and that the past, present, and future of Western is seriously being wronged. And for what reason? I’m still not entirely sure. It’s really seeming like more of a personal attack than anything else. Once again, thank you for going through all of this hearing a simple Western student’s point of view and taking the time to learn some of the real facts.

If you would like to help, send an email to President Garland (president@muohio.edu) and Provost Herbst (herbstj@muohio.edu) and let them know that you don’t appreciate ignoring the democratic process, and that this vital, rich, and beautiful community deserves to stay and allowed to grow. This hits close to home. This IS my home. This is my family. Never before have I been so passionate about anything or had so much pride in anything. We are an amazing and unique community that should be allowed to flourish. This is our education and should be treated as such.

Of course, if all else fails, we still have our elephant, midgets sheathed in plastic, and a beaver. And where is Helen Peabody in all this? We told her that she was relieved of her haunting duties in order to give her time for more planning on her part. We can use all the help we can get. She was busy fishing at the time.

Currently Listening to: Regina Spektor's "Soviet Kitsch" (Umm...yeah. I think it's love)

PS. Some very happy news...the CD101 concert is happening again. And soon. And I'm going! I wish someone owed me money. The Sun!! Ok Go!!!!! THE DRESDEN DOLLS!!!!!!!! (along with Bril, Rock Kills Kid, and Nine Black Alps) How can you not get excited?!? It's going to be a dance party for the ages. I really wish someone owed me money. And lots of it. How about President Garland? I kinda feel like maybe he owes me some money.

PPS. My obsession has officially reached obsession level, finally. Two nights ago I actually had a dream about the Dresden Doll. I was reading their blog, and they mentioned my name specifically. That's all there was to it, but I woke up feeling very very happy. I do comment on all her blog entries afterall, and she did give me a hug all on her own. Maybe there's something to it.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Buttercup

Today:
  • Sasha Cohen was on Ellen (maybe a little short and disappointing, but it was Sasha Cohen nonetheless)
  • Made a complete arse out of myself by being the awkward person that I am and I love it and feel good about it and am rather hopeful.
  • My parents have bribed me with food, and I love it. Today I received two packages...one with Paczki (apple and raspberry nonetheless), and fudge. Oh some very delicious fudge from Frankenmuth. Black forest and Turtle variety (probably only my favorites).
  • The weather is rather nice outside...really windy...but nice.
  • My pool game is getting better (I think)
  • My fridge is full of delicious food
  • I got more than 7 hours of sleep last night
  • The weekend is coming up
  • Swing Dancing Saturday night!!
  • I like shy people
  • Feeling confident (despite the fact I'm doomed to be wearing my glasses for an unknown length of time that I'm sure is going to be longer than I would like. I haven't been out in public in my glasses since coming to college...it feels kinda weird.)
  • One test down, one to go
  • The weekend is coming up and my fridge is full of delicious food and I am awkward.
It's a good day.

Currently Listening to: "Simple Things" by Zero 7

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Prostitutes, Jesus, and Billy Joel

So last night was excitingly uneventful. Or maybe it's the other way around. Slightly disappointing maybe is actually the best way of putting that. At roughly 1am I changed into my hoodie and sneakers and decided to go for a little jog around Western while listening to some rather spectacular music from my oh-so-aptly named "Dancing Happiness" Playlist on my overly stuffed iPod. In the middle of the jog I decided to stop for a couple rounds of pool to try to get my game back to par, and I did fairly well and did a couple of rather impressive shots if I do say so myself. Maybe it's just the pressure of the game thats got me. Oh well. With a little more practice maybe the "pressure" won't be so devastating on my game and I might actually be semi-decent rather than the previous embarrassing performances. Anywho...

2 happy things of the week (and they're really really shallow):
  • Felicity Huffman was on Ellen DeGeneres' show today - seriously, my heart was overwhelmed. Probably 2 of my most favorite female celebs...altogether as one happy family.
  • On a very related note, tomorrow Sasha Cohen will be on Ellen. The newest person to whom I must bestow a smile and a slight uplifting of the heart towards.
Sad, but true. And now, for the real reason for this post...it was something that Hilary got really really excited about and she ended up writing a short entry in her journal about it, so I decided to copy and steal it. So the following are all of Hilary's thoughts and words, I just thought it would really be worth sharing it with more people, because I think it's fantastic, as most things Hilary does are.
Matthew makes such a big point of saying that the line of David has whores in it. Jesus=related to prostitutes(Tamar, Rahab). and the ungodly rulers of Israel (Jehoshaphat, Asa). The very first chapter in the very first book of the new testament. that's what was important first. that Jesus was irreversably connected to harlots and corrupt politicians. it's supposed to be obvious, but it gets lost in all those "begat"s.
Isn't that loverly? I love my Hilary dearly. And I finished the third Lemony Snicket book last night.

Mustard and Pork Chops,
Brandon Michael

PS. Today is the first day of March...happy getting closer to spring day! Also also...yesterday was PACZKI DAY!!!! It's not celebrated in this part of Ohio sadly enough, but my mom is supposedly sending some my way so that I may have a slightly late celebration of this fantastic Polish Fat Tuesday. I really love being Polish. And days like this can really make me miss home sometimes.

Currently Listening to: Whatever incredibly annoying thing my roommate has decided to put on while I "try to get my work done" is on in the background. Seriously...what is this crap?