Thursday, December 23, 2004

It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas

This would be the opportune time to have a digital camera and take a picture. But naturally, none such exists. But I digress. This is just a quick note to say that it snowed. A lot. (See, and this would be the point where I show you all a lovely picture of the backyard or something). While outside shoveling for two hours, one question was continually haunting me. What evolutionary adaptation is it to have a runny nose while outside in the cold? It doesn't make my nose any warmer, I just end up with frozen nose excrement on my upper lip. As sexy as that can possibly be, it's not really a desired outcome on my part. And yet, time and time again, without fail, everytime it is cold I (and assumingly most people as normal as me) will come down with a runny nose while exposed to the elements. I personally do not find this helpful in the least.

On a sidenote, the snow was still light and fluffy, so not really that big of a pain to shovel. Waste your pity on someone else who decides to procrastinate until the point where the snow weighs 8.67 tons.

Good day, and if I do not see you before then, Merry Christmakuhwanzaa.

Music Note Currently listening to: The Best of Ten Years ~ Peter Paul & Mary

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Sleeping Squirrels

This just makes me laugh...silly monkeys
A portrait of President George W. Bush using monkeys to form his image that was banished from a New York art show last week amid charges of censorship was projected on a giant billboard in Manhattan on December 21, 2004. 'Bush Monkeys,' a small acrylic on canvas by Chris Savido, created the stir last week at the Chelsea Market public space, leading the market's managers to close down the 60-piece show. The image is seen on an electronic billboard near the entrance to New York's Holland Tunnel, December 22. Photo by Mike Segar/Reuters

And now, in the Christmas (or rather, insert your holiday here) spirit of giving , I give you TWO sex related stories, mostly to make up for the lack of one last time...
RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (Reuters) - Six pistol-toting Brazilian men appeared to have more than cash on their minds when they robbed a drug store in Rio de Janeiro.

"They specifically demanded that we give them anti-impotence drugs. These drugs and the money was what interested them," Ailton de Souza, the drugstore manager, told Reuters on Tuesday.

On Sunday night, the robbers opened the vault with a blow torch and fled with an equivalent of about $7,000 in cash and checks, as well as more than 100 boxes containing 400 pills worth about $2,600 -- enough for a two-month sex marathon for each of the six robbers.

"They were pretty indiscriminate about the brands," the manager said, explaining that the men took packages of Viagra, Cialis and Levitra.

The drugs, used to treat erectile dysfunction, are sold prescription-free in most Brazilian pharmacies.

"Sex marathon?" They wish... they don't know the first thing when it comes to a sex marathon, I mean, not like I know or anything...and moving onto story number two-

NEW YORK (Reuters) - A 145-year-old German maker of toy trains is giving its adult customers a chance to have a one-track mind.

The miniature train company Marklin is packing a condom alongside a blue freight car emblazoned with the name of Blausiegel, a German condom maker.

Marklin, a Goppingen, Germany-based company that was the first to introduce toy track with its train sets in 1891, produces trains that often carry the names of real companies to emulate actual rail cars. Collectors' editions with less Freudian implications have been sold along with liquor advertised on the cars.

The toy freight car, which comes packaged with a "Billy Boy" condom is available in HO scale, or 1/87th of the actual size of a freight train, just under 4 inches long, and Z scale, which is 1/220th of the size of a real train.

Ralph Israel, partner of Manhattan Train & Hobby store in New York, said he sold two of the models, both to men, the first day they were put in the glass cases in his hobby shop. They are not being marketed to appear under the Christmas tree as gifts for children.

The toy train and the condom, which retail for $35, are packaged in a sleek brushed-metal container the size of a cigar box. The packaging offers no instructions on running the miniature train but does have illustrated instructions on using the condom.
Won't little Billy be surprised when he opens this and tries operating the train...or is it "train?"

Music Note Currently Listening to: International Superhits! by Green Day

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

I Wanna be a Spaceman!

Mmmm...space...
The rings of Saturn are part of a young and evolving system, according to the latest observations that suggest a snowball fight is going on around the giant planet.

Portions of the rings, which are predominantly made of ice, may be only 10 to 100 million years old, which is a brief period of time compared to the four and a half billion-year-old solar system.

Data from the Ultraviolet Imaging Spectrometer (UVIS) on the Cassini space probe show fluctuations in the amount of neutral gas surrounding the planet. In one instance, oxygen levels increased by about 50 percent in a region around the outermost E ring. Scientists aren't sure what's going on. Read More...

I love space stuff. It's so big. Think about it. It's mind boggling. It's very possible you can disagree with this, but you're the one who chose to read this...but there is something else out there. There has to be. I can't imagine being the only "intelligent" life-form in this crazy infinite blackness. It's just so...big. Where does it end, and what can it mean? Eh, that's not my job to figure out. Lets all be thankful for that.

So there is no sex in this posting, sorry to disappoint all you fellow horndogs out there, but there is a related story here about the big NASA kahuna himself. Lets all take pity. Or not.

Music NoteCurrently listening to: My incessant thoughts

Sunday, December 19, 2004

Bells Will be Ringing

So it is holiday time. The time where every one seems to have some denominational or non-denominational celebration. It is a time of year where there is something magical in the air, or so they say. I guess I can't actually say that though, as much as I would like, because I actually can feel the magic in the air...it's just getting blown on nothing, that's all. It's not that I don't have anybody, there are many people I have in my life who I love dearly, but things are just different now. It's a very interesting chapter of life, one that brings much intermittency and inbetween-ness. I miss being the little kid surrounded by a fort of presents. I miss not having worries. I miss the feeling of not having that pining feeling. But then again, it is better to have lost a love, than to have never loved at all...or so they say. I hope you're not pitying me, though...pity those that don't have anybody. It can be a cruel world out there, one which I am hesitant to experience. I sometimes enjoyed the shelteredness I can lead. I do admit it can also be annoying though. One more thing...I miss the selflessness. I think I have been growing into a more selfish habit...I'm not going to lie. I am a little upset that this Christmas is having to undergo such huge adjustments to make room for the many changes in people's lives.

Feeling nostalgic is pointless. On to the juicy stuff...

SAO PAULO, Brazil (Reuters) - Feel like you need to turn your life around? Then a new apartment building in the Brazilian city of Curitiba could be for you.

Each floor in the 11-story building can revolve independently 360 degrees to the left or to the right.

"This is the only building in the world in which each apartment can spin individually," said Joao Carlos Peters, marketing director at the Moro construction company.

The project took 10 years to complete and the suites, which each occupy an entire floor of the circular building, went on sale on Thursday for $300,000.

"This is really a work of art because this was based on an entirely new concept of living," Peters said.

Spinning in the high-tech building is activated by voice commands. It takes an hour for each 3,000-square-foot (300-square-meter) apartment to complete one rotation.

"You can't have it spin any faster because you need the turning to be subtle," Peters said.

And as previously mentioned, we must keep up with the latest news in sex to keep you so very interested.

1) Mentality of abstinence
2) Peeping Toms = No-No


Music NoteCurrently Listening to: Miscellaneous "Placebo"

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Chicken Stew

So I feel as though I'm back on track with my loverly blogger, as well as with my life. Things are starting to fall together once more and the stress is quickly leaving as exams are finishing up my first semester of real schooling. I'll be going home this weekend, and I shall have no worries...I can't even imagine what that is going to feel like. On to the important stuff...

ROME (Reuters) - An Italian town is setting donkeys to work mowing the grass on the side of its highways in an effort to save money and reduce pollution.

Fed up with paying some 100,000 euros ($132,800) a year to cut the grass on its out-of-town roads with tractor-mowers, the local government of Treviso, near Venice, said on Tuesday it had bought six donkeys to do the work instead.

"This purchase will allow us to save cash as well as launch an experimental ecological project," said local government chief Luca Zaia, who paid just over 2,000 euros for the six animals.

Motorists need not fear running down the donkeys -- they will only be allowed to munch the grass in roadside areas that are fenced off from traffic.
See...now that's just plain fun. Unless of course you happen to be the one unlucky motorist who does run down a donkey...that could get messy.


And of course, there has to be some mention of sex or nobody will bother coming here anymore.

"Slither slither slither slither went the tongue," one of his winning sentences begins.

"But the hand that was what she tried to concentrate on, the hand, since it has the entire terrain of her torso to explore and not just the otorhinolaryngological caverns -- oh God, it was not just at the border where the flesh of the breast joins the pectoral sheath of the chest -- no, the hand was cupping her entire right -- Now!" Read more about the British prize for GREAT, I mean, bad sex in fiction...

Now this is very high quality stuff. I know I'm excited.

Saturday, December 11, 2004

I Remember Now...

...there was a real purpose to this blog...and I had left it behind!

My original intention was to use this more as a review type site, and lately is has definitely become more of an odd news/story time site. But I'm okay with that, I like it - and plus, I warned you that the idea would quickly stray. So moving on to business...

In the world of cinematography, the three-year wait to see Amelie has been fulfilled. Finally, is what I have to say to that. I must say this has got to be one of the best movies I have seen. It is foreign, it has subtitles, it is funny, it has fun music, it is just a tad sappy, it makes you feel good. It really doesn't get much better than that, folks. The movie just has a certain energy that sucks you in right from the get-go (what an odd phrase...). The cinematography is just plain fun and the acting is quite sensational. And a big kudos to the writers. Man, I feel like I'm giving a commercial or something, but obviously I cannot say enough good things about this movie. It is wonderful, a true cinematic amazement. The story was very well thought out, and here is my odd little description of that: It has a shallow shell, but can be looked at very deeply. That's right. When looked at, it seems like a pretty standard story line, but so much is done with it, it is truly astounding. I would recommend this movie to anyone. The fact that I would be willing to watch it multiple times also says a lot, I feel. In fact, I really want to watch it again right now, less than two hours later. Good story with just the right amount of quirk. I'm a personal fan of quirk...

Traveling now into the land of rock and roll, the latest two CD reviews for WMSR are in. It has been a long drawn out process, for whatever reason it took me a really long time to get to the CD's, but it was well worth the wait. Both groups were incredibly high quality.
The first group I reviewed was man on earth (that's right, no caps), and they were quite good. The only complaint I really have is that they are lacking slightly in the creativity department. They seem fairly run of the mill and don't have an overly unique sound...lucky for them, their sound works incredibly well. They sound very good and I would recommend them if you like the current rock-type music playing out there now. The lyrics seem well thought out and you can tell that they are incredibly passionate about the music they play. I gave them an 8/10.
The second CD I had the pleasure of reviewing was a 4-song sampler by terra naomi (hmm, another no caps-er...). I must say I found her to be an amazing artist. By looking at her website she just seems like a really cool person on top of it all. She seems like a Jewel/Elton John kind of singer...very lyrical, and beautifully done, with a light sprinkling of rock and roll. Her songs are a tad bit slower, but they work really really well. I thoroughly enjoyed her CD and one that I would definitely recommend, and wouldn't mind owning myself. She seems to have led an interesting life, and has a fun way of writing about it, so that kind of makes me like her music a little more too...a little unfair, perhaps, but a good personality can go a long way. I gave her 9/10. Kudos Terra...you have received my highest score to date! You get a gold star in my books.

PS I have realized tonight that my lifelong calling includes dressing as a garden gnome for Halloween...or maybe just randomly. It doesn't really matter, does it? I mean...look how cool they are.

Friday, December 10, 2004

A Short Delay

So I must apologize for this rather long absence, and you should all be very sad...quite sad indeed. I had a very interesting line of news stories all lined up specifically for this purpose and they were lost when my computer decided to be less than koscher.

PS Here's a shout out to all those celebrating Chanukah.

And todays featured country would be Africa...er...continent...
Wangari Muta Maathai, the first African woman to win the Nobel Peace Prize, was honoured Friday for her efforts to help women, clean up the environment and battle corruption.

Maathai urged the world "to embrace the whole creation in all its diversity, beauty and wonder."

She was given a gold medal and a diploma that accompanies the $1.5 million US prize.

"As the first African woman to receive this prize, I receive it on behalf of Kenya, and Africa, and all the people of the world," she said at the presentation ceremony in Oslo. Read On...

Also coming from Africa we have Houdini...
CAPE TOWN (Reuters) - Relieved conservationists have recaptured a young hippopotamus that spent almost 10 months on the run near Cape Town after fleeing a nature reserve where it was being bullied by an older dominant male.

The hippo, known affectionately as Hugo or Houdini, escaped from the Rondevlei Nature Reserve through a broken fence in February, and was caught on Thursday after a dramatic 3-1/2 hour chase through waterways and reeds during which six tranquilliser darts were fired into his hide.

"At one stage there were two of us on the animal's back but it just kept on going," the greatly relieved Rondevlei manager, Dalton Gibbs, told Reuters on Friday. Conservationists might have had to shoot Hugo if he had not been caught, he said.

The young hippo will now be moved to an Eastern Cape private reserve, about 1,000 km (620 miles) east of Cape Town, where he will form the nucleus of a new herd.


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